February 13, 2021

Sounds Week Morning Jokes (2-13-2021)

by Chompers

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What’s the only kind of wave that no surfer can surf? Find out the funny answer in today's jokes!

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Transcript

>> Rachel: Oh hey again! It’s time for Chompers, your morning and night toothbrushing show. 


Start brushing on the top of your mouth on one side and brush all the way around each tooth. 


>> KIDS: 3, 2, 1 brush


>> Rachel: It’s Sounds Week, and today we want to hear you giggling because we’ve got some jokes for you. 


Here’s your first one: 


What’s the only kind of wave that no surfer can surf?


>> KIDS: What is it?


>> ZAC: A sound wave, broh


>> Rachel: Switch to the other side of the top of your mouth, and brush the molars in the way back. 


When we think of waves, we usually think of waves in the ocean, like the kind a surfer can surf. 

And some surfers can surf on VERY HIGH waves, like higher than a house! But there's no way a surfer can surf on a sound wave! 


Switch to the bottom of your mouth, and brush the inside, outside and chewing side of each tooth


Here’s another joke: 


Why didn’t the ears start a band?


>> KIDS: WHY? 


>> Rachel: They had ear drums, but no ear guitars. 


Switch to the other side of the bottom of your mouth, and keep on brushing 


You need more than just drums to start a band. Let’s say you’re starting a jazz band. You might want…

a trumpet (SFX)

a guitar (SFX)

a bass (SFX) 

and a drum! (SFX)


And when you put them all together, they sound like...


That's it for Chompers today, great job brushing. Come back tonight for more sound jokes! Until then, rinse with water before you...  


>> KIDS: 3, 2, 1 spit